I've come to wish me an unhappy birthday.

Miss S here, sitting alone with slanted birthday hat and a plate that is cake-less... yes readers it is my birthday... oh yay!

Birthdays -

For some/most people birthdays they are a lovely thing. They are a day filled with presents, family, well wishes and cake... especially cake. For me birthdays are a thing of great despair. My birthday is just another reminder of how much no one seems to ardently care for me and how self centred I am. I've never made a fuss over the fact that everyone seems to forget my birthday, that I don't get any presents or that even my family forget to call. You know what though? I'm not as tough as I seem. In fact I'm not tough at all. I would love birthday presents, not because I want things but because I wonder what people associate me with. Which at this point I'm gathering are only bad things, why else would I feel so ignored? Anyway, with that off my sullen chest I will continue on and attempt wipe the mascara from my cheeks and salvage this blog from Emoville.

The tales of sex and intrigue I have promised;

There is a boy. Oh yes readers there is a boy! A boy who will not leave me alone!!! A boy who is just that, not a man but a boy (WAIVER; the afore mentioned boy is over the age of 18. Please do not be alarmed or presume Miss S to be a kiddy fiddler, the only kiddy fiddling she participates in involves violins). This boy is LOVELY, he treats me nicely, isn't pushy, takes me to the movies, pays for the movie and dinner etc. You'd think this would be an absolute delight, however... there is nothing there. I find him dull and uninformed. He is not particularly funny and his recollections and hobbies bore me. There is a complete lack of chemistry for me. He thinks I'm funny and entertaining... which is fine, but at this point I feel like a performing bear. Its hard to be the wit of a pair ALL THE TIME. Now at the tender age of 22 I don't know much, but I know a little bit about the opposite sex... just a little bit. I know by now that I go for men that are at least 8 or 9 years older than me. I find them easier to talk to, more interesting to listen to and oh so much better in the boudoir. So this all should be easy right? Tell Youngey McYoungfeatures that I'm not interested and simply move on to someone who is better suited to my mentality. Nope there's a problem - we have become friends. Hate to say it, but on a friendship level, he's a lovely chap to be about. He's easy to talk to and he listens. I don't want to lose this friendship, but I also don't want to lead him on any further than I feel I already have. So I guess bravery is the name of the game. I must confront the fact that in telling the truth I may lose a friend. Just quietly... sometimes life is really lame.

(WAVIER; Miss S would like to inform and remind you that she hardly ever keeps her promises. In other words, sorry about the complete lack of sex and intrigue in there... my bad.)

Fuck it! I'm still in Emoville. SOMEONE GET A MAP!?

Screw it I like being lost. Hey, lets go back in time and turn on the radio. Its the 27th of January 1988 and the number one hit in the country is...

http://www.take40.com/music/number-ones/date?day=27&month=0&searchYear=1988&n=3.20842

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!???? Turn that off... NOW!

That just proves it. Wednesdays child is full of woe. (I've had) The Time of My Life - is one of my all time most hated songs, from one of my least favourite movies ever made - Dirty Dancing. No one puts Baby in the corner? Then why do they look so well acquainted? *murmurs* "Stupid freaking movie,". Now Footloose. Footloose would have been an awesome song to have been no. one on the day of my birth, seems the fates have scorned me once again. That said throughout the years the date of my birth has been graced with the birth of some rather prestigious personages that kind of make up for the shit number one. Such as;

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "(1756 - 1791) Austrian composer; He was child prodigy who composed 600+ works - chamber music, symphonies and operas, e.g., ""The Magic Flute,"

Doretta Morrow "(1927) NYC, actress, (Because You're Mine)"

Pavel Nikolayevich Milyukov "(January 27, 1859 -- March 3, 1943) Russian statesman and historian, who played an important role in the events leading to the Russian Revolution of March 1917 and served as foreign mini"

Frank Miller "(1957) US, comicbook writer, (Batman-The Dark Knight Returns),

Jerome (David) Kern "(January 27, 1885 -- November 11, 1945) One of the major U.S. composers of musical comedy, whose Show Boat (with libretto by Oscar Hammerstein II) inaugurated the serious musical play in U.S"

Johann Nikolaus von Hontheim "(January 27, 1701 -- September 2, 1790) Historian and theologian who founded Febronianism, the German form of Gallicanism, which advocated the restriction of papal power."

KOSHAKU Togo Heihachiro "(January 27, 1848 -- May 30, 1934) Admiral who led the Japanese fleet to victory in the Russo-Japanese War. In the process he developed new tactics for closing with an advancing enemy f"

"Mikhail Yevgrafovich Saltykov, Graf" "(January 27, 1826 -- May 10, 1889) Novelist of radical sympathies and one of greatest of all Russian satirists."

Victor Moritz Goldschmidt "(January 27, 1888 -- March 20, 1947) Swiss-born Norwegian mineralogist and petrologist who laid the foundation of inorganic crystal chemistry and founded modern geochemistry.

Samuel C(hao) C(hung) Ting "(January 27, 1936) American physicist who won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1976 for his discovery of a new subatomic particle."

Karen Velez "(1961) Rockville Ctr NY, playmate, (December, 1984)"

Lewis Carroll "(1832 - 1898) English author; He was a noted lecturer in mathematics, but best known as the creator of ""Alice in Wonderland,"" 1865 and ""Through the Looking Glass,"

Sir John Carew Eccles "(January 27, 1903) Australian research physiologist, who in 1963 received (with Alan Hodgkin and Andrew Huxley) the 1963 Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine"

Mohamed Al Fayed "(1933) CEO, (Harrods)"


Ummm ahhh, anyone else thinking that I should do more with my life? That there is a gosh darn impressive list. From Playmates to Philosophers... January the 27th has seen some interesting people enter this world.

I should go do something... I guess. Blah... stupid birthday. FUCKING EMOVILLE... its like the Bermuda Triangle!

xx Miss S